Bulldoze a house.
Get thrown through a fake plate-glass window.
Spend the day in a room filled with 100 beagle puppies.
Steamroll a bowling ball.
Peel an artichoke until it disappears.
Backhoe two miles of interstate highway.
Invent a new form of precious metal, made entirely from recycled plastic.
Find a new asteroid and have it named after my son: Nicholai Davideon
Swim in a pool filled entirely with hardened cherry jello.